012 ♐ Video ♐ I sit and spew my guts out to the open air 'cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

[codename_duchess]

[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]

Comments

[codename_duchess]

With other living people?

[myresponsibility]

It's not really a single player game.

[ichoosefight]

I've never played Never Have I Ever for four and a half hours.

[ That answers all of his questions nicely, she thinks. ]

pretty sure I'll be using this icon in repeat for this

[la_belle_rogue]

[Rogue is trying valiantly to not just crack up at her inmate. Shouldn't encourage him. But she's smiling really hard. ]

Four hours huh? Ya feelin' alright there, Archer?

[She knows he's a drinker of epic proportions, but she does have to check.]

[this_corrosion]

We haven't either. No drinking.

Ask another one!

[ichoosefight]

Okay... [ she's done a lot of things, ok, give her a second. ]

Never have I ever taken off another woman's bra.

[this_corrosion]

Yeah? What's the weirdest place you've woken up?

[this_corrosion]

Jack.

[sickjoke]

Yes, that's my name.

[codename_duchess]

Turkmenistan.

[this_corrosion]

Oh! I've taken off a bra. But not another woman, just ... the regular one.

[He tries to drink from his empty glass. It is, in fact, empty. He looks at it like it's betrayed him and launches out of his chair towards Archer's bar.]

Good one! Keep going, I'm coming back!

[this_corrosion]

What's the weirdest place. That you've ever woken up.

[this_corrosion]

What's that like?

[codename_duchess]

Four hours and eight minutes! Nine. And still going strong! WOOOOO!

Um, yeah. Why wouldn't I?

[codename_duchess]

Lots of bearded guys in a tent jabbering away in moonspeak. The only word I caught was "gurpgork." Oh. And apparently while I was out we killed a blind camel.

[sickjoke]

Weirdest? Mallah's bed. He's a giant gorilla. Makes for some serious 'this bed is huge how did I get in it and how do I get out of it' moments.

[this_corrosion]

Yeah? What's gurpgork mean?

[codename_duchess]

[Archer nearly makes the same mistake with his glass before calling back to Gary.] There's a pitcher! There's a pitcher, I made a pitcher.

I took off a bra with my teeth once, can I drink twice?

[codename_duchess]

"Bread." And "Friday." And "snake." And it's the dictator of Turkmenistan's dog's name.

[la_belle_rogue]

Ya've clearly drank a few gallons of alcohol and Ah've never figured out what yer limit actually is.

[codename_duchess]

[A pause.] "Limit?"

[this_corrosion]

[This is a fantastic answer and Gary is cackling.]

How the hell did you get in there?

[mistconduct]

Never have I ever had sexual feelings for anyone's dad, Gary.

[this_corrosion]

You're a genius. Drink for that.

[this_corrosion]

Why the fuck's there one word for all of those?