012 ♐ Video ♐ I sit and spew my guts out to the open air 'cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

[codename_duchess]

[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]

Comments

[sickjoke]

A very bad man punched me till I fell down. My friends took me home to recuperate.

Better?

[this_corrosion]

Can you really call a twelve year old a man?

[sickjoke]

When his powers are activated he's a fully grown adult male.

Trust me, it's really weird.

[this_corrosion]

Ew.

[sickjoke]

Yeah. It makes fighting him a huge pain. Nobody likes a super powered twelve year old in an adult body.

[this_corrosion]

Maybe paedophiles.

[sickjoke]

Ugh! Gross.

[this_corrosion]

I know!

[sickjoke]

Anyway. Any thing else you want to know in Never Have I Ever?

[this_corrosion]

About you? Lots of stuff. If you're playing we should get you a drink, though.

[sickjoke]

I'm the Designated Driver. Can't drink. Sorry.

[this_corrosion]

You don't even have a car.

[sickjoke]

Semantics, Gary. Semantics.

[this_corrosion]

It isn't! You don't have any kind of reason not to drink with us.

[sickjoke]

I have plenty of reasons; I don't like unmasking, I'm not a habitual drinker, I don't drink to get drunk.

[this_corrosion]

D'you sleep in that helmet?

[sickjoke]

Not if I can help it.

[this_corrosion]

Well, you can just play along from your cabin, then. Turn off the video or something, it's not any more exposed than you'd be when you wake up.

[sickjoke]

You won't be able to know if i'm drinking anything exciting, either. Fine.

[ Video goes off, but the noise remains on and there is some shuffling. He's eventually settled. ]

Alright, shoot.

[this_corrosion]

It's a game, come on!

Alright. Never have I ever worn a cape. Ha!

[sickjoke]

[ Slurp ]

Never have I ever done cocaine.

[this_corrosion]

I have!

[The beauty of this game is that having to drink and not having to drink are both winning.]

Archer! Have you ever worn a cape, and done coke, but it doesn't have to be at the same time.