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codename_duchess[Sitting on a wooden platform high up in a tree, surrounded by the miniature ursine natives and illuminated by torchlight, Archer beams.]
These guys are awesome! [Archer slings an arm around the nearest native and pats him on the shoulder, laughing heartily. The native in turn pats his arm before slipping out of his grip.] Seriously, this is like the best camping trip I’ve ever been on. I don’t care what anyone says, they know how to party. Rogue’s all like “ya don’t know what yer gettin’ in for, Archer.” With teddy bears.
That said, they do have pointy sticks. BUT. They don’t use them if you share your stuff. Come on by and surrender your candy bars and booze. The candy bars are for them, the booze is for me.
These guys are awesome! [Archer slings an arm around the nearest native and pats him on the shoulder, laughing heartily. The native in turn pats his arm before slipping out of his grip.] Seriously, this is like the best camping trip I’ve ever been on. I don’t care what anyone says, they know how to party. Rogue’s all like “ya don’t know what yer gettin’ in for, Archer.” With teddy bears.
That said, they do have pointy sticks. BUT. They don’t use them if you share your stuff. Come on by and surrender your candy bars and booze. The candy bars are for them, the booze is for me.
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Date: 2014-08-19 02:38 am (UTC)[he seizes on a nearby stick one of the natives is waving, yanking it upwards and dragging the unfortunate bear with it]
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Date: 2014-08-19 04:09 am (UTC)[When Chris drags the stick Archer wiggles, shaking the bear off before he makes a break for it.] Okay, hold on tight - you big fucking pussy. [It's about 20 feet to the ground and Archer jumps over the edge of the platform, landing on his feet - and is immediately pelted by rocks the natives throw.]
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Date: 2014-08-19 10:56 am (UTC)[Chris hugs the stick and Archer's shoulder, giving a yelp first at the fall and then when he's smacked in the shoulder with a rock]
Oh, shit. Oh shit, they're pissed.