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codename_duchess[CW: mention of cancer]
For those of you who don’t know me, hi. Sterling Archer, ISIS top agent, world’s most dangerous spy. And if you don’t believe that ask Bond, since I beat the shit out of him. I’ve recovered nuclear material, assassinated enemy agents, fought arms dealers, space pirates, killer cyborgs, the Yakuza, North Korean terrorists, and the KGB. I’ve been poisoned, declared legally dead, beaten breast cancer, and been shot twenty-two times – all before I got on the Barge. Long story short, I am a huge badass.
My adventures on the Barge are pretty awesome too but I don’t need to tell you that. Chris, Rogue, and Morgana can do that for me – right, guys?
Anyway, chalk up another tally in the badass column: I, Sterling Archer, have beaten the Barge. [Check out his brand-spanking new shower stall and redwood Japanese soaking bath!] Check it out, dickwads, I graduated! And it only took me a couple months. …Several months. Less than a year. So I’m going to go home to keep kicking bad guys’ asses and also check in on Lana. Because she’s pregnant and that’s kind of a big deal.
…The point is, I’m badass.
Rogue, you promised me a goddamn cake.
For those of you who don’t know me, hi. Sterling Archer, ISIS top agent, world’s most dangerous spy. And if you don’t believe that ask Bond, since I beat the shit out of him. I’ve recovered nuclear material, assassinated enemy agents, fought arms dealers, space pirates, killer cyborgs, the Yakuza, North Korean terrorists, and the KGB. I’ve been poisoned, declared legally dead, beaten breast cancer, and been shot twenty-two times – all before I got on the Barge. Long story short, I am a huge badass.
My adventures on the Barge are pretty awesome too but I don’t need to tell you that. Chris, Rogue, and Morgana can do that for me – right, guys?
Anyway, chalk up another tally in the badass column: I, Sterling Archer, have beaten the Barge. [Check out his brand-spanking new shower stall and redwood Japanese soaking bath!] Check it out, dickwads, I graduated! And it only took me a couple months. …Several months. Less than a year. So I’m going to go home to keep kicking bad guys’ asses and also check in on Lana. Because she’s pregnant and that’s kind of a big deal.
…The point is, I’m badass.
Rogue, you promised me a goddamn cake.
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Date: 2014-09-01 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-01 12:31 am (UTC)Fuck.
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Date: 2014-09-01 12:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-01 01:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-01 01:25 am (UTC)how did accidental unsubscription happen, sorry ><
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Date: 2014-09-01 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-01 01:58 am (UTC)[It is not actually a question. She is smiling so hard her face is going to hurt soon.]
Do Ah gotta wait until it's baked ta come give ya a hug?
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Date: 2014-09-01 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-01 02:02 am (UTC)[He is grinning like a loon too, not just because of his graduation but because goddamn, if he is a badass Rogue is an ass-kicking tornado of awesome. Not that he'll say that.]
No, but I want it as soon as it's done.
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Date: 2014-09-01 02:04 am (UTC)You'll get it. A promise is a promise. Now Ah'm on my way up.
[And she hangs up to do what she said. Go give him a huge bear hug.]
lol for a sec I thought you had just never subscribed
Date: 2014-09-01 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-01 02:30 am (UTC)Who's your warden? I should buy them a drink.
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Date: 2014-09-01 03:12 pm (UTC)So. What flavor is it?
no just a wayward click
Date: 2014-09-01 03:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-01 03:16 pm (UTC)Rogue. Who's your inmate? They can have some of my cake.
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Date: 2014-09-01 05:05 pm (UTC)Rum, of course. Ah know what ya like.
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Date: 2014-09-01 06:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-01 10:44 pm (UTC)You're gonna be one of us, you think? Or is this a for-real goodbye?
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Date: 2014-09-01 11:47 pm (UTC)Pssh, no. Why would I do the warden thing? Like there's anything I could get that I don't already have.
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Date: 2014-09-01 11:48 pm (UTC)Idiot.
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Date: 2014-09-01 11:48 pm (UTC)How about a new mom? That would work. Although you might fuck up the time stream.
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