004 ♐ Video ♐ You have to make your point, but where the hell's it got ya?

[codename_duchess]

Okay okay, my turn! Hold on a second, I have to get the formula right. [A cough to clear his throat, a deep breath, a beat, and scene:]

Introduction in the form of a question or request.

Segue into the difficulty of living here. Complaint about corruption and incompetence. Singling out of specific people for both categories. Query whether it's always this fucked up.

Curious ponderment about the Admiral. Invitation to share theories about the weird shit happening right now because it's so freaking different than the other weird shit that happens.

Thinly veiled threat meant to prove badassery to other inmates.

Witty quip with a double meaning, aaaaand hang up. [And scene.]

Did I miss anything?

Comments

[megamind]

Got it in one. You're adjusting quick.

[mattersverymuch]

You forgot post-altercation use of truly terrible coping mechanisms. Otherwise, very accurate.

[la_belle_rogue]

[Rogue is grinning a little. Okay, Archer, you are funny. ]

Look at you havin'all yer inmate milestones.

[with_my_teacup]

Open-ended question designed to get you information. The new kids always forget that one.

[routemistress]

Can you 'ave this printed out with ticky boxes, love? We can bundle it with Chromie's leaflets and the new arrival fruit baskets.

[bodilesswarrior]

[She tried not to smirk, she really did.]

That's basically it, yeah.

[mistconduct]

....I have like. Never made a post like that.

[darknessb4me]

You're late.