006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

Comments

[la_belle_rogue]

[What is it with people invading her room? This is a habit that needs to stop. B| ]

How about ya ask nicely before takin' over mah bathroom.

[It's not a request.]

[codename_duchess]

How about you let me take a freaking bath after you drew on me?

[Archer has never been very good with orders.]

[notdreaming]

Why Rogue's bathroom?

[ That's her friend whose space you're invading, Archer. ]

[ichoosefight]

If it'll make you feel better, I could tell you what I'm thankful for.

[ She must be feeling better if she's trolling. ]

[routemistress]

You're up! 'Ey, I've got hot tubs up 'ere, you know. And Wild Turkey, if Rogue doesn't say no.

[codename_duchess]

Because she freaking drew on me!

[codename_duchess]

Is it you shutting up?

[Feed the trolls, and they will feed you back.]

[codename_duchess]

I'll take you up on that after I'm done with her bathroom. She owes me.

[notdreaming]

Drew on you? Like, with paint?

[ichoosefight]

I thank God every day that I don't know how.

[routemistress]

...So what'd she draw? Do I not get a sneak peek?

[codename_duchess]

Wh- No! Nobody gets a peek!

[routemistress]

That 'cause it's really bad or really good?

[codename_duchess]

She didn't paint on me, she drew on me! With Sharpie. Which takes even longer to get off, thank you Rogue.

[codename_duchess]

Do you know how to fuck off?

[notdreaming]

Um. I don't know what a sharpie is. But I do know that doodling on faces is apparently a tradition for coma patients.

[codename_duchess]

See? This is total fratboy bullshit!

[ichoosefight]

Wow, I think it's a little early in the relationship for you to be asking those sorts of questions. Jail bait much?

[codename_duchess]

It doesn't matter what it is! Nobody's seeing it, end of story, drops mic on stage.

[notdreaming]

And here I thought the barge was supposed to translate things.

[codename_duchess]

Wow, unoriginal and presumptuous much?

[la_belle_rogue]

That doesn't sound like askin' nice. [Pure innocence. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. ]

[codename_duchess]

It's what stupid kids do to each other when they pass out drunk at parties after three beers. Jesus, people, grow up.

[ichoosefight]

No, you're right. I have no idea what the age of consent is where you're from. I just hope it isn't any younger than 14.

[codename_duchess]

That's funny. Because I gotta say, I have no idea what the social climate is like where you're from if your idea of an appropriate insult is accusing someone of rape.

I'd say I feel sorry for you, but let's be honest. You're being a total bitch.