006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

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[codename_duchess]

Um, no. No offense, but I've got too much penis for that.

[la_belle_rogue]

Ask me nice, and Ah'll let ya.

[notdreaming]

[ ... ]

What do your sex organs have to do with anything?

[ She is nonplussed by the mention of penises. ]

[codename_duchess]

Well whatever, don't involve me in your creepy little-kid sex universes. I'm not from one of those. My universe is totally normal. [Because, you know. Living with absolutely no physical injuries after being shot nineteen times is totally normal. So are the cyborgs.]

[codename_duchess]

Um, they mean I'm not a girl?

[force_captain]

What's a spa?

[Catra focuses on the important things.]

[codename_duchess]

[Hello there, sexy lady. Archer does a double-take he's happy she can't see because, wow, cleavage, and wow, the mask? Kinky as hell.]

It's a place to get pampered -- you know, hot tubs, saunas, massages.

Not that pampering necessarily has to happen there.

[ichoosefight]

Noted. Next time I'll make sure to limit myself to making fun of your accent.

[notdreaming]

Technically they only mean you have sex organs, but I'm still not seeing the significance.

[force_captain]

And this is accessible to us poor prisoners? [She just sounds mildly amused. This is such a bad prison.]

[codename_duchess]

I know! Right?

[force_captain]

[Your phrasing is confusing... How would she know if you know something? Whatever. She's ignoring whatever doesn't make sense.]

You should show me.

[soliterraneous]

When Dean wakes up, you can ask him about leftovers.

[patheticvillain]

a) I'm the best, a1) you're the worst, b) I told you, I'm the best. Choose your color palette. I'm thinking fuchsia.

[silvestris]

If I was you, I'd be glad for the hot water and a door that locks.

[routemistress]

Entry's conditional on showing a bare minimum of courtesy to the warden in charge, sourpuss.

[codename_duchess]

Neither of which have been bestowed on me yet. I don't suppose you've got a bathtub, do you?

[codename_duchess]

Who the hell is Dean?

[codename_duchess]

Yes! Um, or I would. If Iris removes whatever she's got up her ass.

[codename_duchess]

Jesus, how many times do I have to do this?!

[codename_duchess]

Well whatever. Alternative gender identities aside, having a penis usually means you're male. And I am way too male to ask like that.

[notdreaming]

That doesn't make any sense. What does gender have to do with manners?

[codename_duchess]

Good! Jesus. Way to get me into the holiday spirit, I am now literally thankful for you shutting up.

[codename_duchess]

Um, because manners are for pussies?

[ichoosefight]

Happy to help. Nobody with half a brain really likes the holidays anyway.