015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

[codename_duchess]

[Friends Filter (if you think you're on it…)]

[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?


[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]

Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.

And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?

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[with_my_teacup]

When you say 'dog', you mean the earth variety, and alive, right?

[codename_duchess]

I mean cute doggy thing. That, uh. That sounds kinda creepy.

[with_my_teacup]

Hey, I think he's cute.

Partner! [Cue long ... canid...? muzzle jamming into the communicator to find the noise.]

But I don't think he's what you're looking for.

[codename_duchess]

[Archer squints at the communicator and tilts his head when Partner accosts it.]

Uh. Hey, buddy.

So. You're dead, huh?

[with_my_teacup]

[The glowing eyes-- one red, one blue--and the unhealed wounds say yes, he's dead. The warble-warble-YAP bark just says 'hey, you're talking, someone's talking, where are you you aren't in the room hey']

Undead, if we're being technical.

[codename_duchess]

Oh, for - I'm over here! It's speakers!

Was he always like that?

[with_my_teacup]

[Roooroooroo means 'hi! Hi! Hi!']

Give or take a little. He used to be cagier but I think he lost a lot of his threat response when he was reanimated.

[codename_duchess]

Aww, who's a good little undead boy?

[with_my_teacup]

['I am! Me! Hail the lich king! I am!']

[codename_duchess]

Yes you are! And no I won't, but yes you are!

[mistconduct]

Yeah, sure, take my pups. But be nice to them. Bowie has a sensitive tummy.

[codename_duchess]

Cool! Kazak will like the big guy.

So don't give them stuff from the mess hall?

[with_my_teacup]

['He is life eternal without the weakness of the flesh! Do you want to play? Do you have a stick?]

[deadly_ned]

I don't mind lending Digby out for a little while. He's friendly, but he's not usually..I don't know. Hyperactive? He struggles to know how to play with other dogs.

But if it's for Rogue.

[mistconduct]

Big girl. Lassie's a girl.

Yeah, don't do that shit.

[codename_duchess]

But is he better than bacon? [QUESTION OF ALL QUESTIONS.]

Sure, we can play fetch if you want.

[codename_duchess]

Sorry. Didn't mean to insult her, uh, femininity.

What if he gets hungry?

[with_my_teacup]

[The dead cannot taste bacon though I know it is amazing! This is my faith! All hail the lich king he plays fetch with me!

I will not worship you as a god but I will play fetch with you!]

[mistconduct]

Goddamn right.

[Bowie starts to whine, because omg you can give me whatever food you want!!!]

Jesus, how long are you planning to borrow him for?

[codename_duchess]

Hey, he doesn't have to play with the other dogs. He can just stick by her. Right?

[codename_duchess]

Wait wait wait wait wait. Back up. Have you never tasted bacon?

Hold on. I'm gonna find a baseball.

[deadly_ned]

He's very good at sticking by other people. Yes.

[codename_duchess]

Well, you say that. [To Bowie, of course.]

I dunno, a couple of hours? The afternoon?

[mistconduct]

Say what?

Bowie, settle the fuck down, jesus.

[a few hours aaaaah no no no what about lunch and dinner and treats?! TREATS]

I have a bag of his t-r-e-a-t-s I can give you.

[codename_duchess]

All right. So he's down for it?